Newcastle Banter Archive August 12 2013

 

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12 Aug 2013 19:38:01
pardew says we are ready for the start of new season which just goes to prove that no more players will be coming in. in my opinion management are a complete joke. if Remy sent down we are up sh*t creek. because cisse hasn't got a clue about offside rule. unless he is going to rely on shola. my god what are we in for.

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There's a chance Remy will go to jail, and that Shola may leave. If Cisse then picks up a knock who else is there? Only Gooffy. Help!

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12 Aug 2013 18:35:41
The samuel eto'o rumour is a bit interesting, Newcastle offered 5m cut price deal, I first thought, this would never happen under Ashley, but when I put it in a bigger picture, you could say there is a slim chance that it could happen, even if its only like 5% chance. He's never actually played in the prem, so I think he'd be interested in having a few years scoring goals in one of the best leagues in the world. Nicholas anelka joined west brom, and he was on ridiculous wages so he'll be on max. 70k a week at west brom. So I think if we offered eto'o around about 80-90k a week I think there'd be a slight possibility.

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Will not drop from 350k p/w. would you take a new job for less than half your wages

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Oh god my sides are splitting. Of course he would take a 300k pay cut for the honour of playing for Newcastle. Its not like Chelsea or Man U would want him is it? This is the best yet.

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This is so obviously a Sunderland fan, they come on here making up silly rumours then go back to their own page and giggle calling us deluded and saying ''have you see who them lot think they are signing now. ''

This all stems from them thinking they were going to sign Cavani, Insigne, Rose, Thiago Silva and Rossi.

Di Canio has said in the news today that his team may not have the quality of other sides, but he is going to make sure they are at least fit, I can only assume so that they can chase the ball around like energizer bunnies lol. Fair play to Di Canio, at least he a realist.

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The best yet? Whilst I agree with you we have zero chance of getting Eto'o nor do I want him but the best I seen yet was you lot saying you were buying Ledwinski ans Canvai. That will take some beating.

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Again, you didn't read it properly, I said a minimal chance, anelka took a pay cut to play for west brom?

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Bony? pea? rooney?lol u can say nothing, we bid for insigne and rose says on tv video he'd love to come back. this post is from a skunk shows how deluded u lot are. u all mock our players prem experiance but your after a kid from genk!! he's a household name btw lol your in s*** and your desperate

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Where are you Totali?

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Yes but you have bought 10 of those type of players. We bid for PEA an Bony so what's your point? Realistic targets. Insagine to Sunderland? You have more chance of getting your own airport than that. Have you found rose yet? Still been sighted at the AOL?

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Bony and PEA is not where near the deluded level of cavani in afraid SMB

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12 Aug 2013 16:45:04
Newcastle are a joke!

We have a team with quality, yet none can preform, stars that would shine in the top clubs, can't even preform, which makes me believe there is something wrong with the club, maybe training staff, or the club aren't strict enough on its players.

All the small clubs have bought quality this year, as they want to stay in the league, wheres out ambition?

We still have bought bought a single player, tbh a loan deal is NOT good enough!

We have an Owner who clearly doesn't want to invest.

A Director of football who has no idea what he's doing, or has knowledge of current football.

In all honesty, I feel bad for Pardew, he deserves better, and I hope he see's out his countract to spite Fat Ashley and Jokingnear!

If Newcastle want to succeed they need to spend money, and invest in the future, you only become a world class club if you spend like one!

(Except QPR)

- Uni Dan

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Why feel bad for pardew, he is gutless, most managers would have resigned by now, this creep has no pride at all.

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Small clubs? Wake up and smell the coffee! We aren't a big club either, we're only there to make up the numbers like most of the others.

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Why would he resigne? He wants to get fired so Ashley has to pay up on his bumper contract. Plus kinnear would then takeover! Be carful what you wish for my deluded Geordie friend.

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2nd post, we're not a small club mate.

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12 Aug 2013 15:39:12
we have made lots of signings of French players but never with Lyon, Aulas the owner is a slippery snake andI wouldn't trust him full stop. The powers at the club should already have known this particularly as we ve bid a massive sum for Gomis a few years back. Yet he's made a complete prat of us again, kept Gomis, sold his 31 year old striker Leandro to an Arab club for 7million euros, did anyone at the club know this was going on? Obviously Joke didn't that would be stretching his intelligence too far!

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12 Aug 2013 12:25:21
If the worst happens and Cabaye is sold for about £20m who would you get as his replacement?

NUFC4L1FE

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The sad truth. Most likely nobody.

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This is what i'd do:
McCarthy 12m
Hughes 8m

Then also buy
Sinclair 6m
Ideye 7m

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With £20m I would buy:

Omar Abdulrahman (£3m-£4m)
Scott Sinclair (£6m)
Alexandre Lacazette (£7.5m)
Michy Batshuayi OR Jereon Zoet (£2.5m)

TOTAL SPEND IS £19m-£20m

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I think we have an ideal replacement in Anita. With the money we could buy a young cm such as Hughes plus a striker and left winger.

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McCarthy isn't worth £12m imo.

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With 20-25mil I would buy Siem de Jong, Wiljunham alberwierd (sorry poor spelling)

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Siem De Jong recently suffered a collapsed lung and will be out for atleast 6 weeks.

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12 Aug 2013 11:57:19
I am worried, since departure of Llambias, the club has become totally disorganised our future depends on one man whose an old football dinosaur working in a very sophisticated modern world of international sport, where languages, high level of business skill, knowledge of international law and taxation are paramount, analytical and diagnostic skills are required to assess players, buying, selling and contracting. Chris Mort, Llambias and even Mike himself have these skills in abundance. What are we doing trusting our clubs future to this 1970s throwback. Where is Graham Carr and the scouting network which has done so well in the past and the negotiating team of Charnley and Carr

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I have no doubt Graham Carr has gave an abundance of targets but they most likely cost to much for MA liking. Finding it tougher than ever to keep the faith.

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12 Aug 2013 08:59:14
Is Pardew trying to sell Cabeye? All he has talked recently is how much he would be missed if we sell him. How about he is not for sale and we need to get more quality in.

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In short. Yes. Boycott this club. No more money for this joke of a regime. I'm not even interested anymore. Mike Ashley is a terrible human being and I will contribute to his wealth any longer.

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It might sound cynical but it would not surprise me if MA has told Pardew he won't sanction anymore signings unless we sell to buy. How can we even begin to attract good players if this is how we do business.

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Cheer up you lot. Your one of the biggest teams in the world remember? Your world class squad will put Man C through their paces soon.

Totali

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12 Aug 2013 08:05:15
Is it me or is Debuchy not suited enough to the premier league? or is it pardew who can't get the best out of him? He doesn't look comfortable on the ball, he can't seem to beat a full back, hence why he's given away about 4 penalties. In the Euros he looked brilliant now he doesn't even look as solid as Simpson! Except debuchy can cross a ball.

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Give the bloke a break JToon. Apart from the penalty incident he has looked fine. He is twice the player Simpson was.

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Did u say he was class a few weeks ago jtoon? fickle I tell ya

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Doesn't look comfortable on the ball? Are you watching the same Debuchy?

The same Debuchy that crusades in to the oppositions flanks and tries to make things happen for the team.

If he wasn't comfortable on the ball he would not be pressing other teams and attacking.

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Lets hope pre season has helped him o he'll be good for man city game

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The same debuchy that danny rose torn a new a**h**e! when we stuffed you 0-3!

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The 3 goals Sunderland scored from outside the box had nothing to do with Danny Rose or Debuchy.

Btw, Danny Rose is not a Sunderland player.

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11 Aug 2013 19:46:57
I agree he would be great signing for around 7/8 mil. We don't seem to be linked with anyone now. Gomis deal waste of time now. I can see no new signings until deadline day when joke k will show his talents in the board room and panic buy past it crap players for peanuts and the usual statements claiming we just couldn't get quality players over the line. A very tough season ahead for us fans again.

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Favourites for relegation, only the fools running this club could do this
Most cubs fans full of optimism whilst
NUFC fans full of trepidation and hopeletvess thanks to the Ashley personic football policy

Fans of Newcastle treat like the workers in the sweatshops in F East. Ashley does not see any difference

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