Newcastle Banter Archive November 10 2011

 

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10 Nov 2011 22:40:26
possible line up 4 the toon vs man city
gk : tim kangol
rb : donnay simpson
lb : reebok taylor
cb :fila collocini
cb : slazenger taylor
rw : gabrielle o neill
lw : adidas guttierrez
cm : hi-tec tiote
cm :jansport cabaye
st : lonsdale best
st dunlop ba

subs : nike ranger
amari ameobi
perry lovenkrands {Ed003's Note - some serious thinking has gone into this,lol }

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Its took me all day ed lol

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Brilliant . ha

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Nile ranger doesn't play so that's a little fail.

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Thats why ive put him down as sub mate .
its only a bit of humour , dont take it so serious !

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Lmao loved it mate

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Nice to see you saw the funny side of it mate !

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10 Nov 2011 20:37:31
Pardew to place a bid for the Manchester United striker Dimitar Berbatov, intended to fill the No. 9 shirt.

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10 Nov 2011 17:41:35
Lets not get excited,if someone comes in and pumps millions into the club to have stadium in their name, fine. To Me,You and every Geordie in the world, It is ST. JAMES PARK and will always be ST. JAMES PARK. The Fat Cockney Ars****e can call it what he likes but we, the Fans, are all that matters and ST. JAMES PARK will always be our Stadium.

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Where is St.James' Park? All I've heard of is the SportsDirect Arena..is that it? LOL!

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10 Nov 2011 17:41:29
Lets not get excited,if someone comes in and pumps millions into the club to have stadium in their name, fine. To Me,You and every Geordie in the world, It is ST. JAMES PARK and will always be ST. JAMES PARK. The Fat Cockney Ars****e can call it what he likes but we, the Fans, are all that matters and ST. JAMES PARK will always be our Stadium.

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Dont think yous black nd whiters are getin the point ! mike ashley is totally ignorin and disrespectin every newcastle fan by stickin 2 fingers up at yous again ! if big money cums in do yous honestly think its gonna go into the team ( like the carroll,nolan and enrique money did ).he is stripping yous of your assets and giving yous nowt in return , when yous go through your bad patch , which yous will do , yous will be the laughin stock of the north east once again ! i 4 one cant wait bcos of the down right arrogance sum of you black nd whiters hav shown over the last few weeks !! the season lasts for 38 games not just 9 !!

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I always thought "yous" were female sheep.
Having said that, isn't that what Mackems are?

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Its spelt " ewes " so whos stupid now !

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10 Nov 2011 17:03:09
i have to say lads and lasses no matter how much we moan it MR ashley will do what ever he wants so best thing we can do is do what we do best and support wor team.we are riding high in the league ...geordie tom

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10 Nov 2011 16:17:58
Our stadium sounds so chavy what's next Ashley will be selling tracksuits, socks and reebok classics at half time.

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He does all but sell it at half time mate....

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The best thing about it is the SMB buy all their gear from there! You cannot be a chav without it... and at those prices too!

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10 Nov 2011 15:43:59
I wonder how much the makems would get for the naming rights for their stadium? Which company would sponsor them? Durex - as they are always being f@@ked. Andrex -no explanation needed. Infact the Andrex @ the stadium of sh?te works quite well.

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How witty, are all the fans at the Sportsdirect arena as funny as you?

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Seriously though, who on earth would want to pay millions to have their name attached to the makems. I can't think of anyone.

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No one wanted to put there name to St James or newcastle as i believe a simmilar option has been available to sponsors for sometime. Your sponsoring yourselves ha ha.
So try and have a little think before you post anything as you may contradict yourself. Geordie mug

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Haha laughing stocks! Even your sponsor has pulled out! LOL!

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10 Nov 2011 13:23:43
Regardless of the stadium's name we still get more than the scum ! We are bigger better and much more famous. And they will never be 15 points above any team in the league never mind the toon

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We were over 15 points above you not last season but the one before. In fact we were a league above you lot ho ho ho!

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10 Nov 2011 12:33:38
Lets not start speculating on who is coming in in January like we did in the summer,just sit back and watch the saga unfold,if we do some good business all well and good but no more long lists of players that never come to fruition.

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Nice 2 no yous hav learned by your mistakes !

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Nice you can spell^

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Its a banter page mate not a spellin test !

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10 Nov 2011 11:10:09
The re-naming of the stadium is commercial common sense. As the actual ground the stadium sits is still called st james, then people can use both. NUFC fans will always call it st james, just like the renaming of the stands (sir john Hall, exhibition etc) are still called the leazes, and gallowgate.
Unfortunately the soul of the game of football is being torn out, and if NUFC are to compete in the new business driven environment then we need to maximise the money that can be made.
A choice for the fans: keep the name st james, and fall further behind the big boys in the prem, or change the stadium name and keep pace. The choice is yours.

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Wonder if you wud be so understanding about changing name if yous were 3rd bottom instead of 3rd top ! the fact is its another way of cashley bleeding yous 4 every drop of blood yous hav got !

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Just go along with it for the time being
were flying high at the moment and to be honest i just want to watch good football.
Ashley has picked the right moment to do the dirty,but give him enough rope and he will hang himself,interesting note is that he is actually throwing in a bribe us with the mension of 8 to ten mil to spend that will not get us far a couple of average players,how much will Mike make?.When our luck runs out and it will, that is when I for one will desert the sinking ship but as long as i can watch the team do well i will stick it out.There is one thing we can do if Ashley can throw away our identity then we can throw away our black and white shirts until we get it back.

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Football is changing and there is nothing we can do about it, its all about money as we already know and clubs will have to become more finically stable as clubs will not be allowed to spend beyond their means. Personally I don’t care what a stadium is called; it’s what we do on the pitch that counts. I would rather us actually win something than worry if the stadium is called something else. Its not as if we are the only club to be looking to do this, even Chelsea are! By the way, I doubt Mr Ashley is making the mega money people think he is from Newcastle, if anything he has not even broken even yet! He has got us to a finical position that some of the top teams in the premiership are no where near.

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10 Nov 2011 10:15:51
I hope and pray we get someone decen tto sponor us... thinking on the lines of the Apple arena, with the apple logo on the tops... Or the Necastle Brown Ale Arena - with a bottle of the dog on the top! HTFL

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Wot about tampax cos yous hav got 11 fa----s on the pitch ! haha

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Haha how can a mackem make fun of our starting 11 ? They realy seize to amaze ! We are 3rd currently 15 points above the scum

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Ed sorry but it's disgusting that you allowed that homophobic post onto the page. {Ed001's Note - homophobic? Are you serious? You might want to understand the joke before you try and suggest it is in anyway homophobic. It doesn't even have a single reference to homosexuality in it!}

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Lol, were 3rd with the BEST defensive record in the league, beating teams that others around us cannot! long live NUFC!

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Well you have got a full stadium of R soles at your end.

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Someone at work mentioned T mobile being interested i think that would look alright

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Wheres the persons sense of humour that suggested the above comment woz homophobic !? it woz a joke mate so stop takin yaself so serious its only a game !

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10 Nov 2011 08:40:54
light the torches and get the pitch forks! how dare that douche change the name of the stadium, particularly to something so ugly! Sports Direct Arena! :(

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10 Nov 2011 06:59:10
SPORTS DIRECT ARENA HAHA CONFIRMED!! just when you think agent ashley couldn't strike again he does and the arrogance turns to anger. said your arrogance will be your downfall again and lets hope it's the start of things to come when City, Utd and Chelsea beat you. ST JAMES PARK SIGNING OUT FOR GOOD!!

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Well where does that place your lot after the drummaging we keep inflicting on that load of CR.. you support.

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10 Nov 2011 05:16:51
Everything is going well so its time for Ashley to step in and do something to piss off the fans and......... St. James is renamed. :) Guess its better than selling our best players, oh wait it's not January yet. Can't we go three months without MA doing something stupid, man its like he cant help himself. What Mike must think ......."everything is going to well, hmmmm that can't be good. I'd better do something to stop all this positivity" Look it may turn out to be a good financial move, but once again bad timing. just let us enjoy the moment Mike.

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