Newcastle Banter Archive May 10 2011

 

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10 May 2011 22:40:14
wishful team next season

INS =16

Rob Green free
Wes Brown 1.5M
Jorgenson 5.0m
Wendt free
Affalay 10m
Marvin 5.0m
Jermaine Defoe 8.0m
Pablo Osvaldo 9.0m
Lens 3.5m
Sow or Gameriro 8.0m
Nzogbia 7.0m
Wickham 8.0m
Upson free
Larrson free
Ireland Loan
Walker Loan

65m spent


outs = 14

Enrique 12m (unfortunately)
Forster 3.0m
Perch 1.0m
Smith 1.0m
LovenKrands 1.5m
Guthrie 1.5m
Routlidge 2.0m
Xisco 2.0m
Ryan Taylor 1.0m
Ameobi 2.0m
Guiterez 7.0m
Cambell released
Kuqi released
Ranger Loan

34 Million IN

COST= 31 Million (leaving about 4 million of Andy Carroll monies for Mike Ashley to spend in casino)

Team (in brackets back up)

GREEN
(Krul & Harper)

BROWN JORGENSEN COLLOCINI WENDT
(simpson) (Taylor) (Upson) (Ferguson)
(Walker and Williamson)
AFFALAY MARVIN TIOTE BEN ARFA
(barton) (gosling) (nolan) (N'Zogbia) (Ireland, Larrson, Vukic and Lua Lua )

DEFOE OSVALDO
(Sow or Gameiro) (Best and Wickham)


Squad = 30 players

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10 May 2011 21:30:28
How come 1 person mentions Kyle Walker and everyone starts posting about him he will go back to Totenham and probably be there 1st choice RB maybe you's should be talking more about Kyle Naughton on loan what you think ED? {Ed001's Note - I agree, there is very little chance of Walker going anywhere, Villa have already tried to sign him on a permanent basis.}

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10 May 2011 18:38:55
Leroy lita ha ha, robbie keane ha ha, get back into your mackum fairytale world with your two bob bit loans

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10 May 2011 18:16:03
08 May 2011 18:47:50
Newcastle transfers

Ins:
Ba - 5-6mil
Owen -Free
Larsson - Free
Given -3-4mil
Upson - Free
N'zogbia - 8mil
Gervinho - 11mil
Gibbs - 4mil (If Enrique goes)

Outs:
Smith - 500k
Enrique - 7-9mil
Kuqi - Released
Campbell - Released


obv not a nufc supporter mentionin the name of tht money grabber

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10 May 2011 17:44:07
Next season XI:
Harper/Forster/Krul (goalkeepers will differ throughout season)

Simpson M'Bengue Colocinni (hopefully)Jose Enrique

Nolan Tiote
Barton Gutierrez

Ben Arfa

Gemeiro/Ruiz

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10 May 2011 16:15:58
Ed, what are the toon chances of getting Kenwyne Jones? Regardless of being an ex mackem, hes a class player and worth a look. no? {Ed001's Note - chances are slight, Stoke are likely to lose Fuller in the summer and he was bought to replace him. As for a class player, he has ability but he is extremely laid back, while it means he doesn't easily get angry and pick up bookings and red cards, it also means he lacks work rate and effort. He doesn't have that fire in the belly that is needed to be a top player in the English leagues.}

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10 May 2011 12:29:08
Would be happy if our team next year was.

forster/harper/krul

walker samba colo m'bengue

tiote

Barton Nolan

Ben Arfa N'zogbia

ba or osvaldo

squad players simpson, taylor, williamson, wendt, gosling, vuckic, gutierrez, ferguson, lua-lua, ameobi, elmander, best, ranger.

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10 May 2011 07:39:48
Expect Mike Ashley to fund a day out at Greggs and the Casino for the players instead of giving you any money to spend, Enrique will be off to Man Utd or Liverpool, Barton Liverpool, Nolan will be off to Everton, Ameobi to Gateshead for free as he wanted to move to a bigger club, Krul to Arsenal 1million, Spiderman is off back to spain as he can't understand the language, S taylor is off to HMS Frankland Prison for the assault he did on Jerome saturday, Sid James Park will be bulldozed down and turned into a donkey racing park, but planning permission was refused as by Newcastle City Council as they said there was already 52,000 sad donkeys there already!
Signings in will be Championship players as no good players actually want to come to you, so expect to see Hulse, Emnes, James, Leadbitter, Edwards!SGB's! !

Your saying we are taking Slumberlands road? Well that might be, but our donkeys will still beat your donkeys in a race and the stadium of s**te will live up to its name and serve as our manure dump to the joy of locals who actually smoke the stuff.

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10 May 2011 08:04:14
09 May 2011 18:48:53
Expect Mike Ashley to fund a day out at Greggs and the Casino for the players instead of giving you any money to spend, Enrique will be off to Man Utd or Liverpool, Barton Liverpool, Nolan will be off to Everton, Ameobi to Gateshead for free as he wanted to move to a bigger club, Krul to Arsenal 1million, Spiderman is off back to spain as he can't understand the language, S taylor is off to HMS Frankland Prison for the assault he did on Jerome saturday, Sid James Park will be bulldozed down and turned into a donkey racing park, but planning permission was refused as by Newcastle City Council as they said there was already 52,000 sad donkeys there already!
Signings in will be Championship players as no good players actually want to come to you, so expect to see Hulse, Emnes, James, Leadbitter, Edwards!SGB's! !
Of Course no Barton Jonas Krul Nolan all want to stay

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10 May 2011 09:54:09
You SGB's want to wake up and stop smoking that hardcore sh*t! Ellis Short has already said he will fund us in the transfer market, Quinn has said the same, Bruce has said he will be making 8 signings, maybe 1 championship player like Bothroyd or Wickham. so how the hell do you think we have no money to spend. the truth is you take the mick out of us because you know Ashley is not gonna give hardly any of that 35million off Carroll, I bet he has taken most of it because what he has invested in the club already. you Sad Tw*ts want to come back down form Mars and come back to reality, your never gonna be that Big club like you were in the Keegan days, not with Ashley and Pardew in charge, I bet you sign a few championship players and maybe one premiership player, Ba will be coming to us or going to Tottenham, you have no chance. Beattie and Larsson rejected you so how can you hope to get these big players your after. fact is you won't, you know it and to make you feel better you try and take the mick out of us and are holding onto a 5-1 result for the rest of your sad lives. Sunderland season was going good until injuries hit us, we have no fit strikers and 11 injuries, the fact is you still have that crap team that got stuffed off Liverpool, Stoke and Bolton away, ur strikers are Championship strikers! You will get hammered off Chelsea we will beat Wolves and then we back ahead of you where we belong, but I bet ur dummies come back out then. Set of Babies the lot of you! SGB'S! ! !

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