Newcastle Banter Archive July 10 2013

 

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10 Jul 2013 22:06:39
Anyone seen apprentice tonight? Better than our transfer window! Getting annoyed

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When it all goes wrong fat Mike will get Lord Sugar to say to plastic heed Pardew! YOUR FIRED!

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10 Jul 2013 21:31:19
Sunderland fan here not being funny but youse need strikers Siem de Jong is a top player and is wanted by top teams around Europe and loic remy is going to court and bent is 30 year old and close to hull deal so who will youse get (realistically)

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I reckon we have a chance on siem de jong, perhaps remy with a clause or something if he is found guilty. But again with lack of transfer activity, most of our targets have all been snapped up, so I expect to see some graham carr gems (young players that we don't really know)

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Isnt that what Sunderland have signed?

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10 Jul 2013 21:00:29
Can't believe Everton have got Deulofeu on loan for a year. Why were we not in for him. Plays on the left is skilful and creative and can score goals. He is one of the best youngsters in Europe. Yet again we are not in for the top players available. Is Carrs scouting really that good?

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Because old Joe is in charge of transfers. Do you work while you're on holiday?

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No mate its kinnear being on holiday that's the problem.

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Why would we want to develop a player for another team?

We have our own young players.

It is a mugs game taking in loan players, unless you are desperate that is.

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10 Jul 2013 18:27:17
Makum here - I would say stop panicking about not signing anyone. We've signed loads and more to follow because we needed to sign loads of 1st teamers, squad players and development players. You signed a few in January and you state they need time to settle in and you will see them better for it this season - well imagine signing a whole new raft of players - we will struggle for them all to settle in and I expect a season hovering in the lower parts of the league. Be careful what you wish for. Bing

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I'm finding it hard to believe you are really a mackem, but I agree with you.

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Because he's not a mackem. a wonga boy tryin to cheer u lot up lol

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10 Jul 2013 20:01:30
Is anyone else concerned that we are the only EPL team not to have strengthened so far? I put on a brave face but to be honest it bothers me alot. We are being linked to loads but most of it appears rubbish idol gossip. i'm becoming quite disheartened with it all.

Id even take a rubbish 1 goal in 22 games striker (dig and smb and Altidore) but really I just want movement.

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Feel exactly the same. If we don't do something soon we might as well start the season with the same squad as we finished last year. They keep saying that the French players will be better after having a full pre-season with Newcastle but if we are going to wait till the last minute to try to sign someone it's going to take a half the season to settle in. Not to mention panic buys.

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Again with the Altidore bull! Running scared the lot of ya!

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Don't rate altidore

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Don't rate any of your team ftm

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We got 5 in the last window.

Look at Arsenal's situation, they are getting no one, and they have a budget to spend.

You not buy for the sake of spending money, you buy when the right players become available.

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10 Jul 2013 19:52:34
SMB page post:
"If newcastle can finish top 5 with a pile of sh**e so can we. By the time di canio and short are done with transfer business, we will have a better squad than them. "

Really? REALLY?

A better squad? I'm sorry but even with the likes of maybe cavanda, altidore, duncan, diakite, sessegnon, johnson, fletcher, n'diaye, insigne I don't think they are as good as coloccini m'biwa sissoko cabaye ben arfa cisse, santon, debuchy, tiote, krul. I mean I respect their ambition, and they are doing a lot better than us in the transfer market, but there's no way that their squad is better than ours or will be by next year. And absolutely no way they will challenge for 5th.

last year they were getting really excited with o'neil, and its the same again this year, only with a less experienced manager who's a nutter. I mean it could work out for them, but could the end of last season just be beginner's luck, like with o'neill?

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Rather have a nutter with fire and ambition than a spineless puppet and a dinosaur in charge. closing in on our 8th signing how many have u got? Don't give me they all crap anyway u lot would love sum of these. ftm

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They won't get Insigne, not a hope.

Only Fletcher from their squad would have a chance of getting in our team.

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Sorry mate but if Newcastle were making those signings you would be over the moon if pardews happy with his squad and thinks you only need 2 signings then I think there is only one nutter as for pdc he knows that sunderlands squad was thin so he is trying to improve it so as a sunderland fan I feel more happy with what's going on at our club all round than what most Newcastle fans think about what is happening at st james park.

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Most of the players your signing are not proved in a big league or a small league for that matter so I would rather wait for the right signings then sign anyone.

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SMB we could do a lot better than roberge, altidore, diakite, cabral, ba etc. they're all cheap average crap. Look forward to seeing you do a QPR and sacking di canio in december

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Yeah like your French lot u signed were unproven in the prem. u can do better can u so where are they all? Remmy turned u down to go to the bottom club last season what does that tell u?ur jel and everyone knows it lol going down u lot

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French weren't very unproven.
M'Biwa french international, rated at 18m chased by milan and man u
Sissoko Yh i'll give you that but we still had competition from juventus and tottenham
haidara top young player competition from spurs
gouffran yh i'll give you that
debuchy top french international competition from chelsea

compared to

roberge french, average player, wasnt chased by any top clubs
diakite senegal average player again, not really any competition from any clubs to get him
cabral youngster, basel obviously see no potential in him.
ba wasnt even a regular for le havre!
altidore good signing, but I still think we could do A LOT better than him.

so no i'm not jealous of sunderland and are looking forward to seeing them do a qpr

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Remy turned us down for more money simple

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Give it head a shake 18m and chased by man u and Milan! U tellin me he's valued at 18m? Do a qpr yeah right we buying early to gel the team before season starts u can't hide the jealousy say what u like if u had these players they would be great

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And your so desperate for players u would happily have him a mercenary lol

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Well that bunch of average players we are signing will get their chance next season to show if they can hack it in the hardest league in the world by the way is that the reason why newcastles French lads failed abysmally last season if they couldn't hack it last year what makes you think they will do any better this.

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You are so deperate you are looking at Bent. What happened to young players who can move on at a profit?
Who on earth is going to come in with your management team?
Is, Cabaye and Ben Arfa going to stay?
Will other players want to move on because they don't see any ambitious signings?
Is Collocini going to give 100%?
Getting bored?

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10 Jul 2013 19:37:18
I can't believe we haven't made one signing yet (Apart from Kemen) Even Everton have made about 3 signings and we've got way more money than them. What are we waiting for? Surely we must have at least 1 signing secured, just kept away from the media. Its ridiculous, we must be like the only team in the prem who hasn't made a signing yet.

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Everton's signings have been rubbish though.

Plus they could still lose players.

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That's because Everton have a better manager are more successful and are a better run club than Newcastle.

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Yeah but Everton have just lost Baines and Fellani to Wigan lol.

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10 Jul 2013 16:39:37
The only forwards Newcastle have said they are intrested in is Bent and Remy so gess which forwards we are trying to sign?. 1 of them players will partner cisse so forget any other strikers some deluded fans think we will be signing. Remy will only come if Ashley is willing to spend 8mil if not then Bent for 4-5mil is newcastles back up plan.

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10 Jul 2013 16:20:21
If Cabaye ends up staying then we'll need a new song for him as thanks to JK, not everyone knows his name!

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10 Jul 2013 15:30:23
5 weeks until the season starts and no one in yet. I've always been optimistic during windows but this summer I'm just down about it. Really don't think we're going to get anyone of note. All for the sake of penny pinching. Convinced that Ashley will be happy if we finish just outside bottom three every season.
Totally frustrated Telford mag. Qball.

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I would not go setting the T-minus countdown off, 5 weeks is loads of time.

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10 Jul 2013 14:37:01
Yohan Cabaye 25mill? no one will buy him for that price we need to drop it down to about 12mill or he will be a Toon player next season, all this talk of Bent and Remy as well Bent is almost 30 his wages are 75k a week and he's an ex Mackem, as for Remy he turned us down for QPR and more wages so it looks like we are desperate for sloppy seconds for the pair of them embarrassing targets.

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No his value is around 15-20m, however we would only sell him for around 30m, almost exactly the same as the Carroll situation.

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"Yohan Cabaye 25mill? no one will buy him for that price we need to drop it down to about 12mill or he will be a Toon player next season"

We can only hope a player of Cabaye's quality will still be at the club next season!

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He was rubbish last season

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Who wasn't other than Ba? Cabaye is a very good player but even he isn't good enough to carry a full team. Another CM who is underrated by many but no doubt these people would be quick to whinge at Ashley if he sold him.

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PSG will be willing to pay 25m

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10 Jul 2013 13:13:34
I bet our new striker Altiadore will score more than Cisse, that's if you don't sell him.
I cannot wait for the Asian Cup on Sky to see our new signings in action.
You lot may have signed a player or two by then.
SAFC forever

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Oh yeah when he last played in the prem he scored 1 goal in 28 games!

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I remember similar comments about graham. That worked out well didn't it

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Why do you harp on about his record at hull? 4 years ago, first time the KID had played outside the us. Check how many assists he had tha season. I know you're scared but to keep on bringing up a kids record is pathetic. Players improve and he has massively. Be afraid be very afraid because our yank tank is comming for Yous!

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Why come on here shouting the odds without any substance. The comment points put his last effort in the Premier league. Nothing to shout about and still nothing to shout about.

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Sunderland signing giaccherini, peruzzi, mavrias, matri this weekend. Some quality there.

Newcastle getting left behind, although I do think the toon will make 2 or 3 top signings.

Sunderlands squad needed a overhaul, newcastles does too but not a drastic.

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Not much quality, inexpierience. will take a long time to gel

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10 Jul 2013 09:59:54
Kebab had an indifferent season with his performances last season as did Sess and you come on our site stating Sess is only worth £5 maybe 6m at best! so why are you all banging on that Kebab is worth £30m get real SGB as I stated down the page and got a load of abuse from a deluded fool £10m at best for the badly stuffed kebab! RAW74

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You are more than welcome to your 'minority of one' opinion.

The rest of the us value Sess at 6 million.

Cabaye at 25 million.

These are facts that the footballing world agrees on.

Which is why Blanc at PSG is talking about how he would love Cabaye at PSG, one of the richest clubs in the world and a big hitter in the Champions League last season.

Sunderland only had 2 good players last season, 1 was sold and the other returned to his parent club LOL.

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Raw74 you are another deluded, irritating SMB. Sess is worth about 5m because he's 29 and was very poor last season. Whereas cabaye is only 27, his valuation is about 18-20m, but someone like PSG would be willing to pay about 30m, you get real SMB

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If they're willing to pay, how come they haven't even put a bid in? Hopefully they wait until the end of the window and leave you up the creak!

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How do you know they haven't put a bid in? just because the media don't know doesn't mean they haven't.

Silly mackems.

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Maybe PSG haven't put a bid in yet because thay know if thay wait a year Cabye will be 28 just a year younger than Sess is now significantly reducing his price 10 mill maybe? If your lucky, he might even be 28 by January I'm not sure.

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10 Jul 2013 09:01:00
How is Pardew telling PSG not to publicly court other teams players over Laurent Blanc's admiration for Cabaye any different to him saying he wants to sign Bent & Remy? Hypocrite

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F. Y. I.
AP said they were targets (Bent, Remy), as far as the rumours go we have enquired about them both to their respected teams.

As for Blanc he has just been publicly saying he wants and admires Cabaye, but has never approached the club about a move for him!

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Just doing his job.

Alex Ferguson was the biggest hyprocrite in the game, and he did alright by his club.

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Well no, its not fair on cabaye or Newcastle, if Blanc keeps on giving long interviews about how he "admires cabaye" whereas Pardew only gave a short interview about being interested in Remy and Bent and "3 or 4 other targets who I will not name"

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Not really a hypocrite because aston villa want rid of bent and qpr want rid of remy

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10 Jul 2013 07:34:44
So we buy a keeper and that means krul is going according to the papers, it just puts us where we we last season and where every other club is 3 experienced keepers

Dubuchy experienced international defender
Colo say no more our rock
Mbiwa will be a top top cb
Taylor commitment
Santon great start last season young and will get better can cover both FB positions
Hiadara looks to have loads of potential
Add to that the promise of travernier
We need a bit more cb cover but its potential we need to buy

Ben arfa quality if fit
Cabaye decent but over rated
Sissisko will improve but needs play in natural defensive position
Marvouex need to be his season has the ability
Tiote which one will turn up trying to stay on the pitch has took loads away from his game
Bigi next season still to early

Cisse needs help
Shola never has been never will be time to move on
Gruffran should be good back up

Need 2 good forwards 1 with pace 1 able to hold the ball up

To much bad vibes at the moment we have a decent squad and still 7 weeks to go so calm down

We have a good defence
We have a midfield to match any below to 6 if they stay fit
We need to strengthen up front
And we need to buy promise for cover the poor players we have let go so far

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WTF? no it doesn't mean krul's leaving, Zoet is only replacing harper!

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Our defence was "good" last season wasn't it?

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If that defence was good last season you want to hope they don't have a worse one this

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Newcastle need players badly or will go down everyone is improving even teams like Norwich and neighbours sunderland.

It is early though so no need to panic, yet.

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Good defence? conceded 70 goals hmm

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